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          from our Aussie deadHORSe member, 'WallyTour'

'WallyTour's Top 15 Pick Up Lines mit sTANKs to Willie Shaky

 "How about a little puck ?"

"Of course, 'Romeo and Gertrude' is just a working title. I might be persuaded to change it for you, M'Lady."

"Et Tu Cutie ?"

"Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse ?"

"If I whispered into thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me ?"

"Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with two backs ?"
 

"My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent."

"Without thine championship, dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean."

"Hey, baby, can Ophelia up ?"

"Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! I am merely happy to cast thine eyes upon thy beauty."

"Greetings to you, fair sailor."

"But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks ?"

"Wouldst thou away to yon motel 6 with me ?"

"O ! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight."

and the #1 pick-up line used by William Shakespeare is...

"Do me, or not do me. That is the question !"


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  Waltzing Matilda 

Play 'Waltzing Matilda' !

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watch'd and waited till his billy boiled,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.
 

Chorus:
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me,
And he sang as he watch'd and waited till his billy boiled,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.
 

Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong,
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he shoved that jumback in his tucker bag,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.
 

Up rode the squatter mounted on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers, one, two, three,
Whose that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.
 

Up jumped the swagman, sprang into the billabong,
You'll never catch me alive said he,
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.


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