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Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune ?
1 point

Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person ?
2 points

Ever tried alcohol ?
1 point

Ever been drunk ?
2 points

Ever play drinking games ?
2 points

Ever fall down because you drank too much ?
2 points

Ever drink enough to throw up ?
2 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person--4 points
bonus: in your tent--8 points

Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before ?
5 points

Ever been forceably removed from a bar ?
8 points

Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ?
5 points

Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week ?
3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max 7 points)

Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar ?
4 points

Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms ?
4 points for each one tried

Do you do drugs regularly ?
2 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week 4 points

Ever bought soft drugs ?
4 points

Ever sell drugs ?
8 points

Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit ?
12 points

Ever used barbiturates ?
8 points

Ever used hallucinogens ?
8 points

Ever used narcotics ?
10 points

Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours ?
8 points

Ever been felt up, groped ?
2 points
bonus: to orgasm--2 points
lose 2 points if it was done by Clinton or another government official

Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex ?
5 points

Ever paid for sex ?
18 points

Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk ?
4 points

Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed ?
18 points

Ever engage in oral sex ?
4 points
bonus: to orgasm--2 points
bonus: if with a government official--2 points
0 points if it was Clinton

Ever engage in anal sex ?
6 points
bonus: to orgasm 2 points

Ever engage in the 69 position ?
4 points

Ever contracted an STD ?
12 points

Never use protection ?
4 points

Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion ?
12 points

Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week ?
4 points

Ever had sex with more than one person at a time ?
9 points

Ever had sex in a public place ?
6 points

Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act ?
4 points

Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex ?
-10 points if male or +10 if female

Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification ?
8 points

Ever used sex toys ?
6 points

Ever pass out during sex ?
1 point per time (NO Cheating)

Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity ?
4 points

Ever masturbated while talking on the phone ?
1 point
if always 5 points

Ever bought something in a sex shop ?
3 points

Ever licked or have someone lick an…
eyeball--1 point
toes--2 points
nooks N' crannies--3 points
famunda--4 points

Ever have sex with a relative ?
5 points

Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot ?
6 points

Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on ?
10 points

Have you had sex with and animal ?
20 points

Ever been arrested?
8 points
If convicted 2 points
bonus: in Wyalusing, PA., 69 points

Ever been to a Spring B*A*S*H or Bean R*U*N ?
Double BONEus… 17 pints, BUTT, no points

SCORING

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you...
You barely make our scale

41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date...

61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else...

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt...

131-160 You're enjoying life to the max...

161-200 You're a danger to society...

200+ You're going straight to hell and there is NO DOUBT…


YOU were born a DeadHORSe...

And if you had the double-BONEus your also drunk…

(as it should be, if you’re a dh)

dhmcBULL members can send their results HERE

NON dhmcBULL members can send their results HERE

BTW, my score was 185 not B*A*D, BUTT, Butt, butt could be better...
Some of the UDDER DeadHOReS got scores above 200, BUTT your sKNOTs surprized are you ?

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