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Dakota tribal wisdom says "when you discover you are riding a Dead HORSe, the best strategy is to dismount". In business, government and (sometimes) education we often try other strategies with Dead HORSes, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip

2. Changing riders

3. Saying things like "This is the way we have always ridden this HORSe"

4. Appointing a committee to study the HORSe

5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride Dead HORSes
(I've done this)

6. Increasing the standards to ride Dead HORSes

7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the Dead HORSe

8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability

9. Comparing the state of Dead HORSes in today's environment

10. Change the requirements declaring "This HORSe is not Dead"

11. Hire contractors to ride the Dead HORSe

12. Harnessing several Dead HORSes together for increased speed

13. Declaring that "No HORSe is too Dead to beat"

14. Providing additional funding to increase the HORSe's performance
(Used often)

15. Do a CA Study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper

16. Purchase a product to make Dead HORSes run faster

17. Declare the HORSe "is better, faster and cheaper Dead"

18. Form a quality circle to find uses for Dead HORSes
(I like this one!)

19. Revisit the performance requirements for HORSes

20. Say this HORSe was procured with cost as an independent variable

21. Promote the Dead HORSe to a supervisory position
(This is good too!!)

As submitted by a smelly Dead HORSe...BIGDOG...

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